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Bush In 41.2 Seconds
Humor by Mark Spittle
Viewing the great selection of amateur political ads being generated over at MoveOn.org's "Bush in 30 Seconds" competition, I decided to work up my own bit.
I misunderstood the rules, however, and didn't realize that the resulting film was supposed to last 30 seconds... I thought that was the amount of thought one was supposed to put into it.
Anyway, here’s your pal Mark Spittle's very own anti-Bush ad. It came in too late to submit to MoveOn.org, but it broke a few of the competition rules anyway.
Too bad, because I think of all the political ads ever made, this one truly captures what we really want to hear during an election cycle. And, as always, everything in it is absolutely, irrefutably true.
Please select from one of the following mirrors:
Mirror 1 (U.S.)
Mirror 2 (U.S.)
Mirror 3 (U.S.)
Mark Spittle is one half of the political satire duo Spittle & Ink. He is a former Washington lobbyist and congressional assistant.
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